Brittany Schmitt

American comedian

From Wisconsin straight to your feed. Brittany turned years of Midwest chaos into a comedy career that's turning heads. Brittany Schmitt's insidious humor isn't for the faint of heart. She's taken the comedy world by storm with her no holds barred, brass knuckle comedy. If you're easily offended, keep scrolling. Her debut special From Ho to Housewife is on Hulu, her sophomore special Horny has over a million views on YouTube and her most recent special, Sorry Dad just dropped on OFTV. Her clips have garnered millions of views and her star is on the rise. If you're coming along for the ride, you better buckle up. Her mom's dead and she's not afraid to tell you about it. Twice.

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Ep 40 - It's Me and my friend Matt LeGrande Aug 31, 2026 • 1:02:05

Ep 39 - Hi Besties I Relapsed Aug 24, 2026 • 55:42

Ep 38 - It’s Me and My Friend Justin Martindale Aug 17, 2026 • 1:08:28

Ep 37 - It’s Me & My Friend Chloe LeBranch Aug 10, 2026 • 53:33

Ep 36 - It’s Me and My Friend Taylor Aug 3, 2026 • 57:24

Womanizer Global BRITTANYVDAY

A very tame & disappointing OF

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Me and my Friend Matt LeGrande | Talkin' Schmitt - Ep 40

Hi Besties I Relapsed | Talkin' Schmitt - Ep 39

It’s Me and My Friend Justin Martindale | Talkin' Schmitt - Ep 38

It’s Me & My Friend Chloe LeBranch | Talkin' Schmitt - Ep 37

It’s Me and My Friend Taylor | Talkin' Schmitt - Ep 36

Hi Besties, It’s Me & Pops | Talkin' Schmitt - Ep 35

Betrayal Of Trust Emotional Affair Warning Signs

Me & My Friend Dicey Again | Talkin' Schmitt - Ep 34

Living on the Edge Public Exhibitionism

The TRUTH About Posting Your Partner Online!

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I Lost a Diamond. And My Mind. I felt it hit my hand before it fell onto the New York City streets, which are always impossibly wet and smelly this time of year.

7 2

Home Maybe I’ve never had one.

1mo

16 1

It’s a Godless Land I have two styes.

1mo

The Boy Who Caught a Firefly Once upon a time, there was a little boy, with flowing brown hair and big slate grey eyes that morphed with his surroundings.

1mo

12 2

Being Alive is Embarrassing Duvets were made to embarrass us as a species.

1mo

It’s Not Goodbye, It’s See Ya Later: LA I sit here on the roof of Petite Ermitage.

Fine, I’ll Be Honest: I Fell in Love. You guys, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart I’ve been an absentee parent.

10mo

If life is so short, why does it feel so painfully long? I feel a familiar heaviness right now.

10mo

11 1

Frenchy Frenchy and I matched on Hinge.

14mo

6 1

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About Brittany Schmitt

From Wisconsin straight to your feed. Brittany turned years of Midwest chaos into a comedy career that's turning heads.

Brittany Schmitt's insidious humor isn't for the faint of heart. She's taken the comedy world by storm with her no holds barred, brass knuckle comedy. If you're easily offended, keep scrolling.

Her debut special From Ho to Housewife is on Hulu, her sophomore special Horny has over a million views on YouTube and her most recent special, Sorry Dad just dropped on OFTV. Her clips have garnered millions of views and her star is on the rise.

If you're coming along for the ride, you better buckle up. Her mom's dead and she's not afraid to tell you about it. Twice.